ס₪₪₪₪[{::::::::::::::::::::::> Poems Depicting Epic Deaths! <::::::::::::::::::::::}]₪₪₪₪ס
Paynirwolf recites:
"I went out the gate one day, one day. I just wanted to go out and play. I saw a kobold and gave him chase. I ran after like it was a race. From behind me came a chittering chat. And like that, i was dead boom splat!" |
Noira recites huskily:
"Wasn't the fall that made my head pop - Twas the short and sudden stop." |
Jhenni recites:
"I went to play with a Kingly Troll My confidence was High I left my dagger at my thigh and my body the King did Roll." |
Ortar recites:
"Towards Vaalor I crept where soldier's loved ones wept the carnage droned, I could not hear A waggle of the his finger, that damned Ithzir" |
Bilfords recites:
"Went to the mountain Had to climb a slope My hands found their purchase My feet said NOPE! As I lay dead, wafting up stank I realized I had forgotten To go to the bank." |
Bliston recites:
"Trolls to the left, trolls to the right Get out of my way, I'm ready to fight! Armored and weaponed and prepared for bear Against foes like this, I've nothing to fear! Hey wait why does this axe glow with the cold How is it these trolls are being so bold? Perhaps it is time for me to run Is that axe heading for my hea-"" |
Kahlanni softly says,
"While hunting boars on a mountain side; the mountain one day, had the nerve to slide; lost my head, my leg, my eye; all upon the mountain side." |
Jewelfei recites:
"Someday, I will leave the city gate. On that day I will meet my fate. For I am young and will hunt alone. I hope I don't get turned to stone!" |
Zeormir recites:
"I lay upon the cold hard ground, my body chilled like ice Minutes passed with no rescue. I thought, "This isn't nice." Finally to my dismay, there came a fellow name of Rhay But it was too late and we too slow poke In the Hall of Rebirth moments later I woke." |
Talanta recites:
"Red beans in a pot Tasty and hot Wolfshades and spectres are definately not An unknown storm cloud knots Turning a shy cleric into rot!" |
Tehylor recites:
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I went BOOM, now you will too!" |
Spontae recites:
"My death was an interesting story very bloody, and nasty, and gory my rezzer recoiled....when I said I'd been boiled... and she said "No, now its Earthen Fury"" |